"Oh yay bonding this is great" to “OOoohhhhh fuck this shit.”
The family dinner.
Bjorn’s not hungry, I think Athelstan’s drunk, and Siggy’s thinking oh what a great view I have.
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
Hades appreciation post.
He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.
He’s so sassy! I love it!
He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.
YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.
“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”
Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.
This is true! Everyone they were auditioning for the part were acting all large and scary and “I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWOOORRRLLLLD” and James Woods was like “fuck it” and walked into the room like “Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”
AND THEY LOVED IT.
I adore Aslaug’s face in this scene. It’s like:
"Wtf have I got myself into? I mean I knew about the Priest, but the goat?”
Did she know about Athelstan? I always thought she didn’t. Unless I missed something. I haven’t rewatched it so I probably did.
No, it’s just I like to think that lol That Ragnar cuddles Athelstan.
I can’t wait until she finds out about Athelstan.
Wait…is she the reason why Athelstan was off training for a while before Ragnar recruits him?
Well Athelstan is sitting at the table with them, I’m sure she does know who he is it’s just Hirst never wrote in the introduction, like he misses out a lot of stuff.
I meant more along the lines of ‘this isn’t just some bloke hanging around, he’s an ex-monk I captured, made my slave, offered him a three-way with my wife and me, took care of my kids while my wifey and me went raiding, fiercely loyal, earned his freedom, and is a part of my family’ introduction. lol
Ahh I see, well I still think it’s probably not something Hirst would bother with showing. Though I’m still hoping that at this point Athelstan hasn’t won his freedom just yet but when he does there’ll be an armring ceremony and Athelstan will have to kneel in front of Ragnar all close and shippable <3
not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked
Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude
I like this.
Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude
And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)
I am offended by how perfect he looks IN A FULL ACTION MOVE
I have blurry pics when I’m sitting perfectly still
damn you sir
His name is Clark Gracie. You are all welcome.
Tom and Chris on The Project - part 2 (x)
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
Why do my favorite characters in the show always die? Jeez, I’m very upset.